Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
drinking out of a sandbucket again
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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