I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
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Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
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I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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