But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
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Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
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I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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