Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
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