So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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