she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
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I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
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Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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