Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
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