Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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