walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
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Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
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I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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