Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
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