Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
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