Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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