North Korea, Best Korea!
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
Damn victory sex feels great
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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