Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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