normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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