I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
