But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
just ate pastrami before passing out in my hotel room. My room smells like a petting zoo
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
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On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
That's an oxymoron.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
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threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.