i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
You Will Never Meet Anyone More Annoying Than These 23 People
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
These 23 People Prove You Don’t Have To Be A 10 To Be Good In Bed
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.