with your own penis?
I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
ra ra ra ah ah
sexting lady gaga style
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is