Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
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You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
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We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad