is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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