Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
last night I used snow as a chaser
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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