My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
Sorry about my life...
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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