Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
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Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
That was an excessively violent trivia night
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
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I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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