Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
I had to cum in my sink.
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