Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
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I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
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Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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