And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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