I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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