Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I just blew my weed a kiss
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
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