I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
Acid is not a monday night drug
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
Randomize
