what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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