So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
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that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
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I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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