I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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