As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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