everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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