I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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