There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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