the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
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I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
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So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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