**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Just cropdusted the office
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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