she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
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Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
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the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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