I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
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I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
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I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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