me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I'm passing your future prison.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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