His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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