That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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