I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
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he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
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You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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