office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
