How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
That accounts for only three of the penises
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
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