either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I AM VODKA MAN
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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