She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
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