And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
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She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
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I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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