Michael Bay diarrhea
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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