Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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