Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
im drinking this country out of the recession.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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