We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
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With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Vodka?
Forever.
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I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
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