He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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