Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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