This is not my ceiling
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
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I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
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my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
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