Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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