Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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