You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
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she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
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So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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