Pregnant stripper...not hot.
There's a woman at Starbucks that keeps pushing her stroller into me.
Punch her baby.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
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Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
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We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
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